Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space

Torblenoe

Before we had social media, we had to shitpost with fax machines.

JPG burn is just the latest incarnation of faxing a fax.

Noted Zen film director Satoshi Koan

There's snow all over the road outside and it looks icy, why the hell am I working today?

...Oh. Right. Jeez, working from home sucks.

One year when I was doing these roses spoof poems I actually forgot how the original went.

This is just to say
I have eaten
the roses
you kept in
the icebox

and which
you were definitely
mistaken
in putting there

They're roses
what's wrong with you
they don't go in the icebox

what do you mean what's wrong with me

Of course I ate
the roses
I had to
that's how the poem begins
yes the thorns hurt a lot

sometimes
we do foolish things for love

#RosesAreRed #HorrifyingDoggerel

The first line ends in red
The second ends in blue
But this form is like a sonnet
There's a lot of exploration to do

#RosesAreRed #HorrifyingDoggerel

Roses are white
I can't see the lawn
This snowfall is pretty
But seriously it can stop anytime now

#RosesAreRed #HorrifyingDoggerel

Roses are violet
Sunflowers blue
Better run diagnostics
On my cybereyes (two)

#RosesAreRed #HorrifyingDoggerel

Roses are red
and workers unite.
Eat the rich
and things will be all right

#RosesAreRed #HorrifyingDoggerel

Yes I'm back on my bullshit again.

Roses are red
except when another hue
Violets don't exist
It's a horticultural conspiracy

#RosesAreRed #HorrifyingDoggerel

...Northwest, nearly north, four or five. Variable, three, in south-of-west. Showers in east, good. Sole, Lundy, Fastnet, Irish Sea. Northerly four to six, locally seven; decreasing three or four, locally five. Showers at first, good. Shannon, Rockall, Northwest...

Snow update: My waterproof boots from LL Bean didn't even notice the snow. I already knew they were good, now I know they're _good_.

Also it's like six inches here and very pleasant to look at but quite a bit of effort to slog through. XD