Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
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One night, M'aiq was atop a tower, but not one of the Towers, gazing at The Tower, but none of these is The Tower...
Metaphysics is too complicated for M'aiq.
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Abolish baseball. Institute nine innings of nationalized capybara viewing.
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Reject cats. Give every MLB stadium a resident herd of Capybara.
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Damn, I can't upload these excellent Todd Lockwood dragons in flight, but if you like dragons you need to see them. I *do* prefer the more classic, pre-3rd edition gold dragons, but this is still amazing art.
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I'm glad April Fool is over, because now it can be April Magician. Then tomorrow it can be April High Priestess.
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Me: can I throw my rations into the mimic's maw
DM: uh. yes.
Me: okay so D&D Beyond says my rations include nuts and nuts are the most common allergen. Does the door have an allergic reaction.
DM: *rolling noises* ...no
adventures in dog, drooling
I am eating leftover chicken for lunch. The dog is Staring Longingly, but laying down nearby.
I offer him a small tidbit, but it's just out of his reach without getting up. I bring it closer to his snout but he still would have to get up to get it. More staring continues. Finally, I raise my hand and bring it closer to him. He tilts his muzzle up--
-- and two streams of drool just POUR from the sides of his mouth.
mindless surreality, eye contact from a not-real pirate
Ask me how my day went! :D
*opens her muzzle and emits music* https://modarchive.org/index.php?request=view_player&query=37329
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what they need to do with the boat is build a jaeger to pick it up and wield it as a bludgeon against an incoming kaiju that somehow wandered its way over to the suez canal
Fruitflies like a banana.
Timeflies like an arrow.
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@zebratron2084 So I'm fairly sure this is relevant to your interests: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1320100/Wanted_Raccoon/
I can _feel_ this storm coming and the rising anticipation is starting to get to me...
*opens her muzzle, emits m4v-fasc.it*
Holy shit, "User Friendly" still exists as a webcomic?
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riffing on the news, BBC link, wikipedia link
Bad news, everyone.
Ea-nasir is back, and he's upped his game.
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-56330378
"Geneva-based Mercuria Energy Group says it's been the victim of cargo fraud following its purchase of 10,000 tons of copper blister.
When the cargoes started arriving in China, it found containers full of painted stones instead.
The bizarre case happened despite security and inspection controls."
(reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nasir )
Where there was only one set of tire tracks in the sand, that was where the Mars rover carried you.
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I feel like a lot of folx we know would be delighted by this shark girl who is a shark controlling a robot body https://mobile.twitter.com/WMDiscovery93/status/1368654231004061696
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
