Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
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A friend of mine needs facial feminization surgery. Health insurance won't pay for it. So she's crowdfunding it: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-charlotte-pay-for-her-ffs?member=17256181
(Boosts welcome!)
I used to have an Android app that showed me, at a glance, the time of day, phase of the moon, and progress through the year. It's an old old app and doesn't work on new phones. Anybody have any suggestions for something similar? Original app: http://android.arnodenhond.com/apps/astroclock
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#RosesAreRed
Bird feet are blue;
at least for the booby
who has one or two
Roses are red
Violets are too
Did you put food coloring
In the watering can too?
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Blinky is red
Inky is blue
Pinky is pink
And orange is for Sue
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Roses are red
I'll stop at line two
These "roses" poems
Find some new expression
As several dozen people
Toy with rhyme progression.
. . .
Burma Shave.
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Moses' toe-ses are red
Moses' toe-ses are blue
Moses supposes
his toe-ses ain't roses,
Moses, he knowses
his toe-ses froze through
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Roses are red
Gelato is cool
Far Side: lumpy objects
Caption “Cow Tools”
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roses poetry, "this is just to say"
This is just to say
I have eaten
the roses
you kept in
the icebox
and which
you were definitely
mistaken
in putting there
They're roses
what's wrong with you
they don't go in the icebox
what do you mean what's wrong with me
Of course I ate
the roses
I had to
that's how the poem begins
yes the thorns hurt a lot
sometimes
we do foolish things for love
Roses are red,
The rich hate altruism,
Share resources based on need,
And espouse anticapitalism.
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Roses are red
except when another hue
Violets don't exist
It's a horticultural conspiracy
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Socialism is good actually
And so are you.
Gonna use the #HorrifyingDoggerel and #RosesAreRed tags like previous years so these can all be collected more easily.
*steps up to microphone, looks questioningly over to the left at the audio person, gives hesitant thumbs-up, looks relieved when getting thumbs-up back, and then clears her throat and puts her mouth to the microphone.*
Aaaaaaargh.
Thank you.
I will not wear my dragon claws while working today
I will not wear my dragon claws while working today
I will not wear my dragon claws while working today
No seriously, they're real hard to type with
re: claws (typing)
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Shopkeeper, I require your strongest BLÅHAJ.
Look, I'm not a religious person and I'm not much of a Beatles fan, but I think that crescendo build and finally glorious E-major chord in _A Day In The Life_ might actually merit building a religious organization around.
joking rebuttal to people complaining about the Voyager episode where people turned into lizards after going Warp 10
26 years ago, the Voyager episode "Threshold" aired, in which it was revealed that humans who break the Warp barrier turn into lizards. This episode has been wildly reviled, but those protesting it are missing an important truth.
Every single time a human breaks a speed barrier, they turn into a lizard. It's a biological fact - in attempting to break the sound barrier, we went through sixteen test pilots before Chuck Yeager mysteriously didn't turn into a lizard. There is ample pictographic evidence to show that the first humans who attempted to ride horses turned into lizards. Our simulations show that we can expect the first team of astronauts attempting FTL travel will turn into lizards.
When faced with a velocity that the human brain is unprepared for, a complex psychosomatic process is initiated and the human turns into a lizard in response. After the new "maximum" velocity is normalized and no longer seen to be excessive, humans stop being startled by the travel velocity and cease turning into lizards. It's just basic biology.
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
