Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space

I have been tongueflickering, where are my mosasaurs

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS JURASSIC PARK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, VELOCIRAPTOR #2. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SCREECHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME SICKLE CLAW ACTION OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP CHASING A KID. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE RAPTOR PEN. I DID.

Etc, etc.

I realize this has probably already been done to death, but.

Merging with git is the LEAST sexy kind of merging I have ever seen. :|

It is absolutely intolerable that I can't raise my hand in the air, perform a sweeping gesture and call out a cool phrase, then be enveloped in swirling lights and emerge as a busty archaeopteryx girl in a cute outfit.

Feeling like I should shitpost something.

Behold a Hot Rock, and Her that was Placed Upon it was Given Power over Being Very Warm and Cozy, and the Ability to Laze In Indolence for Many Hours Each Day.

It always starts with tongueflickers. Then sooner or later you've got mosasaurs in the water again.

SFX: [JARRING CHORD]

I was going to write a joke about set theory, but I decided not to. This is my gift to you, the reader.

I have updated the Terms of Use. Pray I do not update them further.

And that's it. I am no longer with my prior employer, and I am moving on to another opportunity with much lower stress and much better pay.

To the on-call phone: Khattam-shud.

Longest day, shortest night! I am at the height of my powers~

(And oh yeah it's my hatchday)

🎵 Woah, we're halfway there
Woah, inking on the sketch layer 🎵

*puts out a giant suet cake for all the birds and featheries to fight over*