Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
If you do not have a misspent youth, one will be imagined for you.
"Do you expect me to bake a cake?"
"No, Mister Bond! I expect you to pie!"
Soreth
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I am of the firm opinion that not enough videogames let you be a dragon
Emmanuel, don't do it. Emmanuel, no! Stop. Emmanuel, do NOT invent a working Helium-3 fusion reactor!
Emmanuel!!
It is a specific kind of fuckwit who decides to initiate RP online with a dragon by deciding that they're going to try to steal one's hoard. It is an even MORE specific kind who believes that doing so will somehow ingratiate them to you.
Juice That Makes You Hsitpost (but Misspelled)
Note to self: "eaten by creatures" sounds SO much better in conversations than "I'm not sure where that is" or "I don't know."
"Hey, where's the 7mm socket?"
"Eaten by creatures."
"Say, whatever happened to Eisenhower, anyway?"
"Eaten by creatures."
Okay but what if I shitposted
Live fast, party hard, leave behind fossils that baffle the hell out of future paleontologists.
Soreth
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The baker leaned over the counter to look into the wide eyes of the owner of a grubby outstretched palm full of assorted coins.
"Sweet-buns pwease, sir?" squeaked the kobold, dressed in a curly wig and remnants of a pretty smock, using it's best waif voice. It was a pretty good mimicry.
Well... a customer was a customer...
The baker counted the coins then wrapped five warm buns in paper, handing it over.
The kobold skipped away joyfully.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that I had a bunch of really weird fucked up dreams after watching Everything Everywhere All At Once and then going to bed. Did you know that you should never trust anyone trying to give you a copy of the Battleship game by the side of the road?
Yes, obviously they also know kung fu.
August 20th, 2022 - In Which a Shitpost Is Made
Soreth
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request for assistance re: western WA housing
Hey, my GF Rose and her two partners DD and Viv are potentially gonna lose their housing situation in two months— does anyone know of any good housing leads in Tacoma or Seattle? Anything would be HUGELY appreciated. DM me!
"This isn't even my final form!"*
*Final form requires DLC purchase for $9.95
Soreth
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Gliese 710 delenda est.
"Ah yes, this statue was installed during the 1920s, at the height of the Art Gecko style."
"Is that why it's licking its eye?"
*crawls into the freezer*
This my terrarium.
Emmanuel, don't do it. Emmanuel, no! Stop. Emmanuel, do not order Bánh mì.
*pulls an emu mask down over her face*
- Pronouns
- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
