Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
"They're callin' it Sleep. You lay down on a bed, close your eyes, then hallucinate vividly for six to eight hours. Most of the time you forget the whole experience, and you wake up feeling like you need an upper to get going."
That's all for the morning! No apologies. :D
Memes which are dank
"They're callin' it Rawry Stomp-Stomp. You lick a special VHS tape, then suddenly appear on a scale model of the city you're in, wearing a giant rubber monster costume and trash the place while someone films it. Six weeks later, you get a fat royalty check from Japan."
Memes which are dank
"Street name is Doctor Teeth. You slip it into someone's drink and they wake up thirty years later as a washed-up rock star with a surprisingly good dental record living out of the old touring bus."
Memes which are dank
"Lab says she OD'd on something called Ice T SVU Memes. You find a few retoots of stillshots from a popular TV show with captions describing supposedly-bizarre drugs but you're kind of disappointed by the lack of imagination because most of them are just 'blah blah blanks out, vaguely funny situation' instead of anything really out there."
Memes which are dank
"They're callin' it Flappy Wings Yay. You snort it out of a thimble, then wake up twenty minutes later as a plush wyvern with an adorable snoot and big felt wings."
Memes which are dank
"Lab says he was high on somethin' called Content Warning. You take it by clicking a link you know you shouldn't, then you OD on a different drug, Brain Bleach, trying to forget."
Memes which are dank
"Lab says he took something called Alka-Seltzer. You drop two tablets into a glass, it fizzes like hell, then you drink it and your stomach feels better."
Memes which are dank
"They're callin' it Rightwise King. Buncha kids take turns trying to pull a sword out of a stone, then someone succeeds and they're thrown into the past as some kid named Art."
"They're callin' it Gamestop Pre-order. The poor kid spends a ton of money then waits twelve weeks for a disappointing high of a couple minutes, then a clerk asks if they want to do it again."
"They're calling it 'Sweet Home Alabama'. They take two pills, then wake up the next day with Warren Zevon's 'Werewolves of London' in their heads, wishing they'd taken that instead."
So the orange hell-light that the smoke in the skies turns the sun's rays into is kind of spooky, but it has one bonus:
My hair looks FABULOUS and gets this incredible coppery sheen to it!
My first thought was "Someone ill holds the Staff of Law", but then I remembered it's just that Canada is on fire and exporting the smoke south.
The shadows outside looked strange, and when I examined them more closely I saw it was because the light spilling around them was orange.
Better by some margin, at least. Getting food now.
Gonna try to keep my breathing even here and see how much that helps, because it's already started this time.
Was getting really worried about feeling this bad, then I suddenly remembered what it was that these are. Panic symptoms. Well, that explains it.
Soreth
boosted
What do you call an axolotl that keeps eating between meals
a snacks-a-lotl
Your periodic reminder that The Winslow is good and pure but should never be believed.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
