@BestGirlGrace @distressedegg @LilyVers replace sex resume with something that proves you don't have STDs and yeah, actually
@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace @LilyVers HONESTLY THOUGH: yeah
@distressedegg @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace "ahhh, I'm all ready to sex! let me just PULL OUT MY FUCK PASSPORT AND ANAL VISA"
@LilyVers @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace "What am I supposed to do to pay for this, just pull the money out of my ass?" With new Anal Visa, now you can.
@distressedegg @fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace hold on now wait a second now hold on just a minute wait a minute
@LilyVers @distressedegg @fluxom_alt everyone talks about mastercard, but now there's petcard, for the discerning sub
@typhlosion @LilyVers @fluxom_alt American Expanse, for inflation fans. Uncover, for exhibitionists. Diners Club, for vore fans and oral enthusiasts, both work
@distressedegg @typhlosion @fluxom_alt i will just get to work digging this hole for my body to lie in, since you are so intent on killing me with your words
@distressedegg @LilyVers @typhlosion @fluxom_alt ah yes, of course
@distressedegg @Thaminga @LilyVers @typhlosion it's so beautiful
@Thaminga @LilyVers @typhlosion @fluxom_alt i love that you had a graphic ready and waiting for this