New genre: Anti-horror.

* There is a secret corgi from the depths of Heck stalking the suburbs. If you pet him, you become a corgi. FOREVER.

* An undead clown is sneaking into little kids' bedrooms, making them balloon animals, and leaving. The townspeople track him down and take turns giving him hugs.

* A jaded occult researcher is locked in a haunted room that, after tormenting him for days, turns out to just need a friend.

(So basically Edward Scissorhands but, yanno, a lot more of it.)

@zebratron2084

Whispers and rumors abound about a strange cubical device that when manipulated the right way summons demons to fulfill your wildest kink fantasies.

Sadly, until now, only masochists have gotten a hold of it...

@emanate @zebratron2084 Villagers fear the night as a pack of werewolves has been terrorizing town, causing older children to disappear overnight, often targeting exactly those who were unloved to begin with.

Townspeople who've come close to the pack swear they recognize the laughter of those missing children to this very day.

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