Vera "Not A Werewolf" Lycaon @Thaminga@awoo.space

@Felthry numb-your-mouth with a side of smokey citrus

@jdlwerewolf@snouts.online great for kicks, obviously

I'd consider the same but honestly my eyes look like I'm perpetually wearing a pair of werewolf contacts anyway

@jdlwerewolf@snouts.online yeah totally haha

hey what if I just straight up got my teeth capped off to resemble a set of werewolf chompers and started doing my makeup to give off a particularly werewolfesque impression

you know, for spooks and funsies obviously

@zebratron2084 Counterargument: literally just yesterday they threw $1.5 trillion at the stock markets for a rally that was gone in as many minutes as hundreds of billions of dollars, and ultimately achieved absolutely nothing at all, after years and years of the US "not having the money" to do anything about its problems.

I don't know about you at this point, but I *really* don't think "there's no money for it" makes for a valid argument against anything anymore.

@Oneironott extremely read this as "floppin like a blowtoy"

@irisjaycomics WOOOOO

well that and after 4 years of living in what may as well be outer space as far as social contact goes my touch starved ass can hardly afford not to come lmao

@irisjaycomics same, honestly. No point in not coming anyway, I've already blown €490 on the plane tickets

Ah yes, I love how the one time I plan to go visit friends abroad for the first time in 4 fucking years an epidemic breaks out and I have to face the possibility of everything getting canceled at the last moment, making the whole fucking thing a waste of time

also *frankly* much of the panic about all this feels overblown to me? wash your fucking hands, keep vulnerable folks safe but also I s2g the media is just driving paranoia on purpose by now

@AzureHusky I... keep myself primarily to this place for a reason, these days. Pretty much the only thing I ever use Twitter for is to reply to friends given the climate there, but... yeah. x.x

*offers gentle hugs*

@zebratron2084 ah yes, I forgot: body euphoria is exclusively for folks who are trans, kin and/or therian 🙃

like god all I replied with was essentially just a joke stating my intent to bite a bunch of folks and you fucking bet a good number of the people that'd be on the list to turn into werewolves are none of the above