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literally everyone. just the entire section of the fediverse accessible from your instance. go ahead. just fuck your shit up.

do they call it an ARG after the acronym or did they name it because it's the sound you make when you find yourself in one

1993: on the internet nobody knows you're a dog
2017: the NSA is confused and concerned by your continued very public claims of being a dog

guide to sci-fi planetology progress, pfaf 

tfw you write about the natural progression of technology in deliberately broad terms and you accidentally turn yourself on awoo.space/media/Da31NPVKQeEtD

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bird hell, politics 

love 2 be publicly accused of verbal abuse because I didn't kiss someone's ass enough in calling them out on being homophobic as hell 🙃

free fursona idea: white throated sparrow

just, that particular species of bird

four sexes
[cw: death mention on article]
nature.com/news/the-sparrow-wi

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howdy, i'm the sheriff of collapsing into a black hole

i'm goiⁿᵍ ᵗ(⚫)

in completely unrelated news, jasmine tea is great tbh 🍵

hot subtoot #2, discourse 

literally the entire point of this social network is that you can run your own instance however you like

demanding people open themselves up to instances full of people who'd wish harm on the people on your own is kinda antithetical to that entire idea and reflects one of the major problems bird hell has

that's all I'm gonna say about all this but jfc

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hot subtoot 

how damn full of yourself do you have to be to be unable to accept being told to shut the hell up because you're being a gigantic asshole to people

guide to sci-fi planetology progress, discussion of transphobia 

ngl I'm kinda proud of this paragraph awoo.space/media/mFDj_brbTmXkj

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new encryption method: pixel scytale cypher

make pixel art of your message in notepad using black and white box emoji with word wrap on, squish it down, screencap that and send the image

it works because unless it's particularly important no one's going to go through the trouble of trying to get back the original message

pooltoy furries 👍
girl pooltoy furries 👍👍
trans and nonbinary pooltoy furries 👍👍👍
pooltoy furries who have left behind earthly conceptions of gender altogether and may or may not literally be aliens 👍👍👍👍👍👍💯💯

weird-ass kin/kink talk 

human beings don't exactly crave helium gas, nor would they be willing to spend the rest of their days buoyant and immobile, existing only as an inflatable object, would they

... I mean it kinda says something when you end up googling for experiments open for volunteers to make this happen even though you damn well know there's like no chance you'll actually get results out of that, lmao

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