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if you have a really low poly deer model would that be a doedecahedron

trans shitpost 

if you realize you're trans this coming sunday does that make you an easter egg

honestly I can't not read SQL as "squeal" personally

mostly because it'll absolutely make you squeal if you fuck it up

that's a nice meme making the rounds on the timeline

would be a shame if someone found a way to do it in unicode

good evening mastodon one of my hard drives is giving up the ghost and I've been backing shit up pretty much since I logged on to my computer, how're y'all holding up

*opens up incognito window*

*sweats*

*shakily moves mouse cursor to search box*

*looks behind me*

*slowly starts typing*

food 

note to self: find a place that sells korean radish or daikon around here and do a more authentic version of this some other time because holy fuck this was amazing as it is

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food 

Made some makeshift doenjang-jjigae because I wanted something different and god why haven't I bought myself a tub of doenjang earlier awoo.space/media/Zdqe6TjjJPi_l

food 

me yesterday: *buys a tub of doenjang* eh do I really need one this big
me now: holy fuck this stuff is good and I haven't even cooked with it yet

gender (+) 

went out shopping and was parsed as female despite putting literally zero effort into passing lmao

Anus is ass my dude
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