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@bleak

Do you know who you're talking to?

I fucking love coffee

@Skirmisher

I'm truly okay.

Mainly just tired. Makes emotions tough. It's alright. It's good to feel and not repress the tears when they need to be shed.

@modernmodron

Cyclops would be a pissy baby when he didn't get a rose and Wolverine wouldn't give a shit

Kitty Pride would easily sabotage all the other women while Rogue would kill her dates.

Toad would do amazing things with his tongue but none of it could be shown on-air and Mystique would win all the roses by copying every contestant.

Magneto is gay. Gets swapped to Netflix.

@scanlime@mastodon.social

He's a good fabric softener

@Gaypow

Okay...

but you should know that a stalactite hangs down and is drippy

eww

A stalagmite (oh so mighty) is a grower and a show-er

I'm a woman and a mommy

but I'm also a daddy

Being a trans parent is weird. I'm a good mom and a good dad.

Thought you should know.

@apunkgrl

I'd believe it if they issued gay money

I know it's the fed that issues money... don't ruin my dream

@bunnylyn

It's funny to me that everyone thinks Texas is hot. We haven't had a 100-degree day yet

*hands you an iced sweet tea*

I'm not afraid to take a dare.

Daring me to do something won't make me do it. I might refuse a dare just to spite you

If I do the dare, it's because I want to or I will get to see boobs.

@scanlime@mastodon.social

Like a good boy

Someone's got to keep the papers warm.

lewd 

@Mycroft

"Would you like me to turn on STICKY KEYS?"

@ohtorifightclub@witches.town

Show me

I'm not afraid to join lesbians in a trench coat

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