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@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

Well, a lot of French cuisine did come from what the peasants ate... this is just next level cooking.

Fry the French

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

I also hear you like to eat ass...which seems weird to say in light of your "crusty asshole" revelation

@Sparrow

I left the refrigerator door open...

It's not uncommon, actually. It's very green here. People rarely realize that Texas has many climate zones, thanks to TV and movies

srsly tho, we enjoy our old-timey memes here, but they'll pass, new users will have their own in-jokes, and yet it will still 

@brooke

You just did just what I thought you were gonna do

@konomikitten

Oh, thought you meant a separate account for stuff

All good

And I would eat five hundred pineapples and I would eat five hundred more

@treehat

It suggests that a moulding is loose or there is a way in near an appliance or bathroom

There is a source, and it can likely be solved with caulk

Joking aside, caulk has many uses

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

give that bone an 'r'

@cnc@cybre.space

print, because I was told that using my left hand was wrong and evil

@bunnylyn

I know your pain. This is the temp at my desk in my living room.

I lack sufficient air conditioning. Summer will suck. awoo.space/media/NAYcqBx4BEPAe

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