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@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

At least you have a cleaner...

@thegudtam

I'm reading book 4 right now and must wait a long time to watch the series

food trick 

@starkatt

I always use crushed red peppers. Heat helps them release their yum

@kelly

It was actually at work.

My first job was a 7-11 night-shift manager and I would sometimes get a lot of attention, including a woman who had me lean over the counter like she was going to whisper at me but instead kissed me quite passionately.

She left and the man behind her in line asked if I knew the woman. "Nope, " I replied. "Never seen her before in my life."

I got a lot of dates from that job, too

thought i was already pretty damn depressed before i heard of (U.S. politics, trans) 

@alyx@witches.town

I hear ya, and that's a lot to bear. I hope you can find some resolution for those feelings that doesn't leave you feeling broken.

Friends make good family in the absence of blood.

*more hugs*

thought i was already pretty damn depressed before i heard of (U.S. politics, trans) 

@alyx@witches.town

Let's light the torches but the pitchforks can wait.

If this gets past a House vote I'd be very surprised.

It would definitely get challenged at the Supreme Court level and I can't see it getting through that, even with Repubs in majority control at all levels.

*hugs* for living in a tough world

Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois... 60062

This is my bubble
It's round and good and pretty
also very queer

@signalstation@witches.town

I miss Alan Rickman

@roadrunner@witches.town

Good thing it's a line. You can rule out Predators

Metaphor overheard:

"The best way to eat an elephant is one spoon at a time."

Why would you eat an elephant with a spoon?

@somekindofcrow

Better to seek a woman who has experience with women under those circumstances

But wow... that network...

@Jessiscah@mastodon.social

I think you could do it

Besides... if it flubs, you never have to talk to them again.

If you're right, you might gain an understanding friend

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