ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

@baa

It really is a fun place, and even more so if you know some of the quirks

Can recommend over other water parks

@modernmodron

rare in older adults without sleep conditions but it can happen

Yep https://awoo.space/media/nCsMlrqqfKB8Gl2Jjuk

@maffsie@queer.party

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene: child-like me stands in a tiny wading pool with a couple inches of water holding a running garden-hose, staring into the window of my home at the TV and sadly muttering...

The hottest coolest time in Texas... come play...

SCHLITTERBAHN

[I want to get wet]

@Sargoth

"Wherever you go... there you are."

- Buckaroo Banzai

@raccoon

You know those KidzBop records?

Well, that, but with old white guys

@Daxarhagron

head? Holes?

huh?

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

but the sour cream is an important component of the burrito...

@raccoon

I'll let you have two hours a day when we build our super-duper network, sweetie

But you still have to come out for cuddles and storytime.

@raccoon

they're salty

@Trev

I think they hacked into mine and slowly drained my account

Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the nerd
(She meant you no harm) 🎵

@thefishcrow

*tries to sound out godooddd*

*giggles like a nerd*

NERD POWERS ACTIVATE!!

@raccoon
😮

sorcery

@cnc@cybre.space

oh?