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@Mycroft

I always thought that was "Spot the Differences"

Personally, I liked One of These Things is Not Like the Others

*pat-pat*

Something is very wrong with my insides tonight and I've been in bed trying to feel better for hours

Make the alien burst from my insides already

@Elizafox

It's an old line from Treasure of the Sierra Madre

I stand by the words. Besides, scars and tattoos tell a better tale

@vahnj

It's not the best but there are a few really funny moments in there like that scene

can't check Twitter tonight because my daughter has a friend over and too often butts show up in my timeline

okay, it's more than just butts...

@vahnj

I must be messed up because I read this as "dear MOM-lovers"

nice moon

AWOO!

Food; Evidence I'm a wolf. 

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town

Chicken bones shatter too much with tiny fragments, a good reason to be careful with them and why people shouldn't give them to dogs, or wolves. 🐺

I prefer to cut them in two and use the marrow for stock

mods are asleep uh-ah? ah- 

@thefishcrow

I read "mods" as "moms"

@fillertrack

not me. I'm in the know.

I learned quickly to avoid certain creatures and not others

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

OMG, I haven't played that in over a year but it's fun

kink shitpost 

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town

:c

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