ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

Having a nice glass of cold-pressed orange juice and it's wonderful

@cnc@cybre.space

I do

@Raelynn@witches.town

heck

@Mycroft

Those only happen if you're messy

@thefishcrow

Last post is for you, gender wars

U see me now a veteran of a thousand gender wars
I've been living on the edge so long
Where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at
And far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left to me

You ask me why I'm weary, why I can't speak to you
You blame me for my silence say It's time I changed and grew
But the war's still going on, dear, and there's no end that I know
And I can't say if we're ever...
I can't say if were ever gonna be free

Dear weekend postman:

None of these items are my mail.

Speaking of... where is my mail?

@grime_witch@witches.town

I appreciate your efforts in what you're trying to do here.

They're most likely futile. People love their posts and that's all there is to it.

[don't hit me for this] 😎

@OsirisSaline

I still sometimes have random lyrics from Squeeze Me Macaroni pop into my head and I can't ever tell anyone because no one I know would understand

@OsirisSaline

Wow, I have never seen anyone make a Mr. Bungle reference, let alone know who they are

I'm a good kitty

@vahnj

*gives you a hug, a headpat, and a handshake, tells you a lewd joke, then proceeds to talk about legs in vinyl*

@noelle

but I would upload one

AWOOOOO

Should I sleep or game?

Talk about a dilemma

@jk

CoyoteVision?

@McMemeBot

!order 2 no bully

@McMemeBot

!order 2 headpats

I'm a gay cat

@TipsyTentacle@witches.town @AdmiralBell@witches.town @dianeyboo@witches.town

goobers, all of you

😎