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@cnc@cybre.space

I've had anal sex and been face-to-face with my partner

Just meant I was on my back with my legs in the air [awoo]

@cnc@cybre.space

Girls come in a lot of shapes and sizes

I suspect you will be a girl when you accept yourself as a girl. Until then, no matter what someone else sees, you will only be what you see.

*hugs*

Someday I will come to Fresno and I'll walk into the library and be like... "So, I know this girl named Claire who comes here a lot."

I hope they know who I'm talking about

@inmysocks

I saw someone on the Warcraft server the other day with a name something like Inmysocks and they had a pet named SendNudes

Just thought I'd share that

confession:

I'm the only person in the house who drinks non-fat milk so I sometimes drink from the carton and it's so good

*goes to check Twitter*

*sees another gaping anus*

*sighs*

-click- unfollow

@Sparrow

That sounds like a public service announcement to me

@Sparrow

It's not the person I follow so much as all the people they RT

No Nazis as far as I can see, though it's really difficult to tell an extremist asshole from a tolerant one

Dear Twitter,

Kinda getting tired of gaping assholes. Got anything better to offer my timeline?

Thanks!

~melanie

alcohol 

@jaycie

Liquor. More time to wipe away the pain

@vahnj

does the phrase "staff members" count as double entendre ?

[this counts as a shitpost]

@cnc@cybre.space

It's hard to be a good friend who sees you with kinder eyes than you see yourself

*hugs*

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