ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

@SarcasmKid

Imagine your followers... with tanks...

@SarcasmKid

there's also a happy little bush but he doesn't tell you about that because it's a secret

Pure boy, take 2 https://awoo.space/media/ph0QV0EErLOqe3pJYy0

We just ran off two people who were attempting to have sex in the bushes outside my kitchen.

yeah...

I was making ramen. Saw them outside, Sara tapped at the window to run them off. I went outside and saw their backs as they walked away. They left a Punisher shirt on a tree.

I came back inside.

Guy returns, knocks on door. Apologizes for attempting to "conjugate marital relations" in my yard. Seems way drugged out.

Thanks, Austin City Limits Music Festival

Pure boy https://awoo.space/media/D0sC_MOmiiuwTymt52I

@Leucrotta

Admittedly, the Baron used to be hot before Gaius Helen Mohiam messed him up... and the Guild reps are supposed to be a little messed up because they are failed Navigators

I want chicken fingers and gravy

@SarcasmKid

Those bags are illegal here. City banned them.

We have reusable grocery bags now.

@alyx@witches.town

There's a few good places here... they're just not in Oakland by the shores of Lake Merritt.

The Alamo Drafthouse is a lot of fun and the Paramount Theater downtown is a great old place to see cool stuff

@alyx@witches.town

I would love to join. I so miss being there.

I did get to drive within a couple hundred feet of the Grand Lake Theater a week ago. So close...

@alyx@witches.town

People do make great snacks.

[I miss that theater]

@fillertrack

I've been called "melony" before

@bleak

I had it just before dinner so we're all good
☕

@bleak

for the record, neither did I

I had a 7PM coffee

@bleak

I've always wanted to make the world a better place and utilize my powers of manipulation for the greater good