ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

I just poured ice water down my chest and discovered I can make a new sound

@grime_witch@witches.town

probably more Warcraft

I want coffee and french fries

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

will do

@vahnj Heckin' cute!

@raccoon @bunnylyn

join us

"One of us!"
"One of us!"

@Sparrow

This is how my mom and most teachers start. Think it's actually a requirement for certified teachers.

I've found most often that the kids in classes with a TA do better and are happier in class. I hope you enjoy it, too!

@raccoon

Now tell them your issue

@jaycie

My son is playing at this exact moment

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

sleep well

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

in the bathtub next to the ducks

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

Nah, just thinking about the movie Jaws

We want to get a house together, so now we'll need a bigger one

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

Looks like we're gonna need a bigger boat

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! *blush*

Thank you!!

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

My GF is 26 and she needs a lot of watching.

That's why she has me. ❤

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

You need adult supervision and I think you should make videos because heck yeah

🎪

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

#thingsmommyknows

You use The Cure

Yes, I have been up since yesterday playing video games... how can you tell?

Also, why are you blue?