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@nex3

Didn't you know that the vanilla fruit is a cousin to the jaundice-berry bush?

I'm naked and tooting and there's nothing you can do about it!

AWOO!

@nex3

Guess which nitwit was supposed to take her meds both this morning and last night

@Mycroft

pumpkin pie counts, Hostess doesn't

It's been about the same for me. Far too long. It's time to make pie

@kellerfuchs

I do mean fruit pie... or pecan pie.

American dessert pie, not meat pie or quiche

And yes... you need more pie

@kellerfuchs

I personally don't count quiche as pie. I don't know anyone who does... because I asked people in a chat and we all agreed no.

I haven't had pie in at least a year

alcohol 

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social

put that vodka in the freezer.

Mmm... good vodka is good

alcohol 

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social

need to drink better alcohol

or mix it

Also, stop sniffing markers! WTH!
😝​

I came here to chew bubblegum and AWOO

...and I'm all out of bubblegum.

@Elizafox

there's a reason I decided to make my awoo profile my main

I like nice people

@Elizafox

Last I heard, she was busy with a new relationship. She ghosted a number of people, including my GF.

Ouch - bruising 

The remains of the bruising from the blind in the bathroom coming down the other night and landing on my hand

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He will come...the AWOO from the outer world, bringing the holy war, the Jihad, which will cleanse the Universe and bring us out of darkness.

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