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@Trev@icosahedron.website

That's a really crappy afternoon!

You deserve a libation

@Trev@icosahedron.website

Four hours?! Were you blowing them up yourself?

Predictive movie quotes 

@Trev@icosahedron.website

The sleeper must awaken the same time as the first time in the morning and evening of the night.

@even_more_damned_muteKi

But how do you know? Is there a contest or something?

You could be number two or four... and then there would be chaos or something.
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Twice in one week I've had heavy objects come down on me with enough force to make me cry.

Gravity, y u h8 me?

@hellojed@mastodon.social

kinda reminds me of the graphics in My Summer Car

Please understand when I'm in pain and please don't laugh at me when I'm crying

gay shit 

@nergdron@witches.town

I really do miss those kind of kisses and I hope to have one again someday

You are very lucky! Hold that person kissing you extra tight

Someone tried to toilet paper my yard today... in broad daylight... with three half-rolls of toilet paper

It was not very effective.

My 13y/o daughter just exclaimed, "Fuck yeah!" when I told her that her brother won't be in the neighborhood to haunt her this year.
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