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@Nezchan

It doesn't say he picked them off a vine.

He was just choosy. I hear pickles are serious business to some people. I know if I'm sticking dick-shaped food in my mouth I'm going to be choosy.

Why is Verizon Cloud sending me a notice of an unadvertised sale on framed art prints?

This sounds like one of those traveling art expos that show up advertising wall-size paintings for $29

Just dropped off the @raccoon​ at the restaurant. I hope she saves me some food.

C'mon, water, hurry up and boil!

I'm not even watching you.

Woke up to take my night meds.

Take your meds.

*hugs*

Sweet dreams!

@Leucrotta

I just watch it for the boobies at this point.

Yes, his too.

Natalie (and everyone who shines) 

I read all those posts about what happened at the funeral yesterday. I'm as shocked and angry as those of you who attended the funeral.

Fuck those people.

They can't destroy us. They can't erase Natalie.

Our light is bright.

Natalie 

Natalie was real.

Natalie is real.

They can't take that away from us.

@Kye @bentleycoon@my.raccoon.life

because raccoons are cool

[this answers both questions]

@alyx@witches.town

Approved. I like his characters.

Lewd mom 

I'll mom the heck out of you and your pussy

cat

I'm a cat.

I'm a mom.

I'm a good catmom.

[making dinner]

@BinaryVixen899

Now that gives me a sad.

*hugs*

This does not invalidate her, or her memory, for those who know who she really is.

Natalie Nguyen 

@BinaryVixen899

Would not her parents have the real say on all of this, as her next of kin?

I thought they had agreed to have her buried as Natalie.

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