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Now that I've been around niece for two weeks, I have a better understanding of what an exhausting project children are 

@Triplefox

I can empathize. It's an experience like no other.

Ready to be a parent? 😉​

@Sparrow

I'd have fun mixing the two.

Obviously Varys has The Marauder's Map, and it'd be goofy to see students with swords and wands.

@Trev@icosahedron.website

heck!

Get some Delsym and don't die. Death is not allowed in 2018

Ugh. It's 5PM and I still haven't crawled under the house to check the insulation on the pipes.

I really miss having motivation.

Watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

It's hard to see Argus Filch at the Yule Ball and not think of him as Lord Frey and everyone is about to die as the music plays.

@hi_cial

I learned these wonders as a child, when my family had an orchard.

I love oranges, and I'm not ashamed to sniff 'em

🌲🔞 

@thefishcrow

Out in the woods, up to no good, it's time for finger-in-the-butt?

@HTHR@cybre.space

I'll have the contractor move the lighting.

Kudos for an honest 2018

@HTHR@cybre.space

Was the lightbulb intimidating you?

@Gargron

maybe they don't think you're that tiny...

maybe they like your size 😉​

Why is everyone talking about Star Wars and sharing spoilers?

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