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When I maker ramen, and it's time to turn off the heat, I always think a goofy thought in my head.

Tonight I waved the chopsticks at the pot like a magic wand and thought, " Arresto ramenum" and I thought it in Dumbledore's voice

gender feelings 

yeah can I get uhhhhhhh fuckin uhhhhhhhhh chicken genders

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lewd, dreams 

@blanktape

Lucky now, I suppose. I never had them as a teen or in my 20s.

It was a few years on HRT (maybe 4?) before it started happening, and it's still a shocking surprise every time

lewd, dreams 

@blanktape

More often would be way cool!

It's rare that I get a truly amazing dream like that but they happen a couple times a year, I think

lewd, dreams 

@blanktape

I don't personally find any correlation between not masturbating and wet dreams.

I find it better to just think about sex a lot. We tend to dream about what's current in our minds more often than not.

Ugh. It's that kind of day.

You know, that kind of day where your finger breaks through the paper...

:index_finger_hmn_y1:​ 🚽​

Yeah.

That damn cat, part 2:

The cat threw up on the sofa, on my side.

:rolling_eyes:​

@sina@cutie.space

I assume that's "worse" but the typo kinda fits.

@Kistaro

I wish you luck!

I replaced both on my own in 2014 and it saved me hundreds of dollars.

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