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@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

I had someone say this exact thing to me while stealing beer from the 7-11 I worked at for my first job.

Those few words changed a minor misdemeanor crime into a felony.

Hey, my friend Red is having a really shit year and is looking for some help raising funds for medical stuff.

gofundme.com/red-med-fund

Please boost!

@inmysocks @jk

mildly concerning that you're not certain on your answer for this... 😉

@raccoon

I think it's awesome and i'm so proud of all the hard work you've been putting in!!!!

@bunnylyn

It's actually a compilation:

The Beach Boys & The Rise of The Surf Movement featuring: Jan & Dean, Dick Dale, and The Del Tones

My son bought The Beach Boys on vinyl and I don't know what to say to that.

@purrgesterone

It's actually been warmer in Sacramento this year than here. Additionally, until this past week, it's even been cooler this year here than where you are.

@GinnyMcQueen@kitty.town @jk

yup.

I bet you have some stories.

@GinnyMcQueen@kitty.town @jk

According to Google: There are 196 countries in the world today. Taiwan is not considered an official country by many, which would bring the count down to 195 countries.

This means you had to do it in every country 4 times, and some 5

Seems legit

I have an espresso shake and McDonalds french fries.

I'm a happy cat.

@SarcasmKid@mastodon.social

what if boobs had butts?

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