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ACAB, Lewd Shitpost 

@Gaypow

a cop or a hemorrhoid problem

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social you can check with @vahnj​ if you have problems

Remember to take your meds!

Also, check on your friends.

@matt

It's been a while since I've seen Snuffy Smith, but the comic hasn't changed any

Happy birthday to my sweetie!

@raccoon

🎂​ 🎁​ 🎈​ 🎉​

Woo!

Happy birthday to my sweetie!

@raccoon

🎂​ 🎁​ 🎈​ 🎉​

Woo!

I still have a tooth infection. It hurts.

Had a bad time getting to the bank today. My own fault, really.

Finally made a food today, and all I did was make basic mashed potatoes and pan-cook a steak.

I would never be so ineffective if I felt better. I feel ashamed, though I know it's not because I'm actually bad. I just hurt.

Take good care of your teeth!! 😬​

fatness 

@aldeka

I live by an elementary school with an attached park. I made a lot of friends there (other parents) and it helped get me out of the house more. I'd make daily trips and take grapes or mandarins with me and it was good.

Also gave me writing ideas.

It's hard to self-motivate sometimes but small steps like that make it easier.

@Sparrow

They're less common around here compared to when I was a kid but they exist all over Oregon by law

@HeckTheCistem

A nice dress can be so flattering and can also be great for feeling bold or happy.

:3

vampires 

@grime_witch

But only so many offer table service

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