ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

I should've taken a picture for emphasis

I was at the store today and I walked down the health supplements aisle.

I saw on the shelf that they carried that $56 gallon-sized container of some muscle protein powder and thought to myself, "Who buys that stuff?"

Not three minutes later I passed a kinda generic-looking guy in a tank-top who had it in his cart and I thought, "Oh! It's THAT guy!"

AWOO!

Third 🍍 from the sun

And I would eat five hundred pineapples and I would eat five hundred more

I cried today

I'm okay.

I'm a woman and a mommy

but I'm also a daddy

Being a trans parent is weird. I'm a good mom and a good dad.

Thought you should know.

I'm not afraid to take a dare.

Daring me to do something won't make me do it. I might refuse a dare just to spite you

If I do the dare, it's because I want to or I will get to see boobs.

Wow, it doesn't feel like 2:22AM

And then I said to myself...

"Did I just drop bread on my foot?"

This is my kink

I ate a thing

@vahnj

I'd love to see, for once in this world, a raccoon emoji

Can we be the instance that makes that happen?