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Do NOT replace the word "cook" with the word "cock" in all sentences that contain this word

I dripped Half&Half on my toe.

I creamed myself

Coffee is ready

Sure, it's almost midnight... so what?

Know what furry type you never see around here?

Spiders

And I don't get why. They're so cool.

They have a butt-rope.

MASTODON AGE POLL, please boost, and answer, or lie, or don't answer, or don't boost !!!!

strawpoll.me/13589017

That moment when I really don't want to say the things I want to say because I don't want the debate.

hearthstone 

I just want my beautiful demon imp children to be useful

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