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So, Tusky, which is installed on my phone, now gives notifications

Funny thing... it does so in bursts.

There is nothing like the sound of 19 notifications all coming in at once

Why are you suddenly all over my phone, Google+ ?

And why do I need an unsolicited idea for storing shoes?

Fuck off, Google+

Scene: child-like me stands in a tiny wading pool with a couple inches of water holding a running garden-hose, staring into the window of my home at the TV and sadly muttering...

The hottest coolest time in Texas... come play...

SCHLITTERBAHN

[I want to get wet]

Twisting and turning
Your feelings are burning
You're breaking the nerd
(She meant you no harm) 🎵

Emotions are tiring and scary

I can see why people might want to shut them off. I'm hating this.

But it scares me more to become someone who doesn't feel

food 

it's gonna have pineapple on it and you can't stop me 🍍🍕

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As the sun goes down, the temp is going up in my house... WTF

Sometimes I get this odd craving to see Cheyenne Cinnamon and the Fantabulous Unicorn of Sugar Town Candy Fudge

Feels kinda dirty

I can't remember if I took a headache med two hours ago or not, and now I'm scared to take one because it contains caffeine

Did I? Crap...

director: picture this. a movie for kids...

producer:

director: where all the characters are the insipid logical conclusions of various emotions and concepts...

producer:

director: and the poop one is sir patrick stewart

producer: how many billions of dollars do you need

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