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I stand by what I said

I also like pineapple on things

AWOO!

I still can't believe that people were trying to have sex in my yard yesterday

We just hit that button... and BAM! We're at Magrathea!

Stranger Danger, Sex, Drugs? 

We just ran off two people who were attempting to have sex in the bushes outside my kitchen.

yeah...

I was making ramen. Saw them outside, Sara tapped at the window to run them off. I went outside and saw their backs as they walked away. They left a Punisher shirt on a tree.

I came back inside.

Guy returns, knocks on door. Apologizes for attempting to "conjugate marital relations" in my yard. Seems way drugged out.

Thanks, Austin City Limits Music Festival

Went out and hunted the Pokemon things with my sweetie at 6AM

We're so dang goofy

Question of the night:

How many elbows does a spider have?

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