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I'm naked and tooting and there's nothing you can do about it!

AWOO!

I came here to chew bubblegum and AWOO

...and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Ouch - bruising 

The remains of the bruising from the blind in the bathroom coming down the other night and landing on my hand

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He will come...the AWOO from the outer world, bringing the holy war, the Jihad, which will cleanse the Universe and bring us out of darkness.

Still waiting on the aforementioned "butthole party" to happen

Sometimes, after I put my laundry through the water torture stage, I like to put it in the dryer and think, "Ha-ha! Maybe this will teach you some manners!"

Sara says we're going to have a"butthole party" today and I'm a little concerned... 😳​

Damn, Nature, you scary! 

Got in my SUV the other day.

I have trees all along my driveway, so it's common for me to have to avoid spiderwebs on my way to my vehicle.

Not this time.

Got in my vehicle and found a rather well-made spiderweb stretching from my visor to my passenger seat, way too close to my face.

Nooooooope!

I just snatched both ends of the web and relocated both web and spider to a nearby tree, outside the vehicle.

Damn, Nature, you scary!

I'm trans and I don't like pickles

I'm still valid

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