ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

Yes, I would trade parts with you if I could.

Why are all my young guy friends so afraid of the butthole?

Okay, I know that sounded like a "Whoa! That's lewd and unexpected!" But that's not what I meant.

All (probably an exaggeration) my young male friends online seem to be afraid of butts so much that they wouldn't even consider touching one during sex, let alone allowing their tongue to come anywhere near the area.

I don't get it. Where did all the butt-horror stories come from that these guys are all so afraid?

Mood: When Will Smith pulls the table closer in Men In Black

I wish one of the cats would sit on my feet while I sat at my computer.

My toes are cold.

I don't let money come in the way of my friendships. If I give money to a friend, unless there is terrible need for it to be repaid, then it is a gift. If it comes back to me, then it is also a gift.

Friendship is a gift and should not be treated as a loan, nor as currency.

Remember to take your meds, and take them at the same times every day.

#GiveLove

I can lift my left leg higher than my right.

Why is this important?

It just is, okay?

Why, yes... yes, I am feasting on leftovers at 6AM on a Saturday morning.

This is how holidays are supposed to be celebrated!

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Please be good to yourself:

Take your meds.

Drink some water.

Try to not dwell on bad things for a day.

Overheard from the other room:

"Ooh! It's all slimy!"

I miss kissing.

Not friend-kisses... you know... the more passionate kind.

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Once again it's Follow Friday!

I'd say to follow me to the shower but I already posted about that.

Instead, why not look through the list of people I follow and check out someone new? I mean, they're all pretty cool...

Just make sure they took a shower before following too close.

#FF

Have you showered yet?

Please shower.

If you are out there and are not safe or well, please post or let someone know.

People care, even when it feels like no one does.

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Wherever you are tonight, I hope you are safe and well.

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Food smells = yum

Yeah... I'm still cooking

ThanksAwoo

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