ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

Mad Libs #3 (part 1 of 2) @Nomaxice​

Why Kirk is a Better Captain Than Picard

For years, scholars have been kissing over who is a better dragon James Tiberius Kirk or Jean-Luc Picard. Well, the sergal is passionately clear.

- Kirk brought Spock back from France.

- Kirk does not roll the flute.

- When Kirk screams at Khan, it echoes across the entire typewriter.

- Kirk enabled the repopulation of the bedroom with humpback raccoons.

- No one can roll on his hands better than Kirk.

Mad Libs #3 (part 2 of 2) @ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz​

- Kirk has stroked three computers by outthinking them.

- Kirk once made a cannon that shot cupcakes.

And of course...

- When they want to squirt to the U.S.S. Enterprise, Kirk coldly snaps open his communicator while Picard pokes at his earlobe!

Mad Libs #3 (part 1 of 2) @ctrlaltdog@chitter.xyz​

Why Kirk is a Better Captain Than Picard

For years, scholars have been rubbing over who is a better rubber duck, James Tiberius Kirk or Jean-Luc Picard. Well, the hexagon is loudly clear.

- Kirk brought Spock back from The Vatican.

- Kirk does not slurp the flute.

- When Kirk screams at Khan, it echoes across the entire cream.

- Kirk enabled the repopulation of the prison with humpback armadillos.

- No one can roll on his nostrils better than Kirk.

Lets do Mad Libs # 3

Please reply with the words requested, feel free to be lewd.

In fact, being a little lewd would make this one very interesting.

-Verb ending in -ing
-Noun
-Noun
-Adverb
-A place
-Verb
-Noun
-A place
-Animal (plural)
-Part of the body (plural)
-Verb (past tense)
-Plural Noun
-Verb
-Adverb [a verb ending in -ly, typically]
-Part of the body

Mad libs # 2 (part 2 of 2) @wohali​

- A pointy knife is nothing without a pointy eye.

- If winning is not green, why keep score?

- If you cannot control yourself, you cannot shock others.

So, if you meet a Klingon, use one of these cards and you may keep your spleen.

Mad Libs # 2 (part 1 of 2) @wohali​

Famous Klingon Proverbs

The Klingons have a very complex language and have had 37 centuries to gallop some interesting sayings.

Here are a few gassy ones:

- Revenge is a horse best served cold.

- Four thousand chins may be cut in one chair by a running frog.

- A leader is judged not by the length of his home but by the socks he makes.

- Pity the warrior who slays all his cherries.

- Cook, and you may eat dinner. Spear, and you may be dinner.

Let's do Mad Libs #2

Reply with the words I need, feel free to be lewd or not:

-Number
-Verb
-Adjective
-Noun
-Part of the body (plural)
-Noun
-Animal
-Noun
-Plural Noun
-Plural Noun
-Verb
-Verb
-Adjective
-Same Adjective
-Adjective
-Verb
-Plural Noun
-Part of the Body

More Mad Libs later 😜​

2 of 2 @sc​

That determines the color fuckpants you'll have to wear. Pray you don't get a fuck one or you're as good as fuckish. But life at Starfleet Academy is not all fuckisher. You'll meet all kinds of new fucks. And remember, hotshots such as James T. Kirk and Fucky McFuckington have passed through these fucks. You could be next. Welcome to Starfleet Academy!

1 of 2 @sc​

Welcome to StarFleet Academy!

Before you set your phasers to fuck, you've got a lot to do before fucking Starfleet Academy. First of all, you'll have to leave your old fucks behind. If you're going to spend F years in space, you need to start with a clean fuck. Second, get ready to work. It's not all exotic, fuckish aliens and Romulan fuckjuice. You need to fucking and to fucking hard. Eventually you will be divided into groups and given a fuck. (to be cont'd)

2 of 2 @green​

That determines the color sock you'll have to wear. Pray you don't get a teal one or you're as good as exciting. But life at Starfleet Academy is not all bright. You'll meet all kinds of new pins. And remember, hotshots such as James T. Kirk and Burt Reynolds have passed through these boxes. You could be next. Welcome to Starfleet Academy!

1 of 2 @green​

Welcome to StarFleet Academy!

Before you set your phasers to snore, you've got a lot to do before raining Starfleet Academy. First of all, you'll have to leave your old pills behind. If you're going to spend 98 years in space, you need to start with a clean bracelet. Second, get ready to work. It's not all exotic, yellow aliens and Romulan tea. You need to fall and to fall hard. Eventually you will be divided into groups and given a scissors. (to be cont'd)

It's time for Mad Libs

Reply with the words I need:

-Verb
-Verb ending in "ing"
-Plural Noun
-Number
-Noun
-Adjective
-Type of Liquid
-Verb
-Same Verb
-Noun
-Article of Clothing
-Color
-Adjective
-Adjective
-Plural Noun
-Celebrity
-Plural Noun

Time to WoW

Clean out the dust from your computer. It's been a while.

Computers need love, too!

❤️​ 💻​

A cold day, hot ramen, and Game of Thrones marathon... I'm a happy cat

TFW you're in so much pain that you can't sit still or sleep

A good night!!

We went to Fry's (the adult toy store), then to an Asian market, followed by a wonderful dinner at a Korean restaurant.

I am full and happy!!

Macaroni and cheese makes life better