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Twitter Junk 

I think 23 RTs is enough, thank you.

"It's a hell of a thing killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's gonna have."

"Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming."

"We all got it coming, kid."

Take your meds and drink water if you haven't already

drink some more water either way

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

My sweetie will be here in Austin in two weeks!!!

:D

I collect decks of playing cards.

When a friend travels someplace and asks me if I want anything, I always ask for a set of playing cards that depict that location. It's small to travel with and inexpensive.

If you would like to add to my collection and help it grow, please PM me. I'm always appreciative of new cards!

awoo.space/media/ej7ce-ftyn0GN

Is there anyone who wants these guys?

Free to a good home

Lizard woman has an intact but detached leg that a skilled person could reattach.

Boost please awoo.space/media/zgP-EjOXUkx_a

Someday I want to color my hair an exotic color

I haven't had a nifty color for a lot of years and someday I want to again

I'm not a... TRASH! PANDA!
I'm not a... TRASH PANDA!
Let me stay up in your orbit a while!

There's a butthole on my Twitter timeline.

Thanks, butthole fairy

@ThatDamnCat

tired: snorting the instant ramen flavor paste

wired: crunching up all the dried noodles into a powder and snorting THAT

TFW you kinda want to talk about TFW, but you don't because you think no one probably wants to hear about TFW because it involves a butt

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