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tom (available elsewhere)

If we're mutuals and you come to Austria, I'll treat you to coffee, it's the law

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Toast everyday

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Out of context things I say:

"I made sure not to be in your butt!"

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I suspect he wasn't legitimate.

What kind of telemarketer gets snippy and cusses when you ask them for a website?

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I got a call from a guy pushing solar panels, backed by government funding and energy credits (he claimed).

I was busy so I asked him to send me info but they are a "green company" so they don't use paper.

"What's your website?" I asked

"Are you interested in the info?" he replied

"What's your website?" I asked again

He repeated his question. I asked one more time and he said he wouldn't give the website to someone who wasn't interested, then he got snippy and called me a bitch.

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Hypnadogic Pup

If you are a trans person who has had to do a gofundme to make rent/food in the United States, shoot me a private note plz.

Looking to put together a data set for transunited so we can work on our next goals.

plz boost.

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I'll be your Huckleberry

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shork

Update: fuck Linux

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green except too damn hot

ah, it's Get Stared At By The Cat O'Clock again, I see.

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Natalie

schrödinger's catgirl

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Me: "I'm so sick I can't even think straight!"

Sara: "Good thing you're not straight!"

😐 🤔😆 😎

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Seriously, what the heck dripped on me?

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TFW you're inside the house and something drips on your head

:O

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I just realized I have two black cats in my house now

So ready

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My av is already perfect for Halloween

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Every time I see some comment that boils down to "I'm gonna fuck your mom" or I'm gonna fuck your wife" I think to myself, "Go ahead."

My mom is 78

My wife is six-feet-under

Gotta be damn ambitious either way.

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Demon Blues

awoo.space/media/7sP9_P7bWqC8J

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You used to work as a proctologist but it was a dirty job

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Olivia's Meme corner

Honestly just having your SO grab your butt is just 👌😍👌😍👌😍👌

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SMH

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