ThatDamnCat​ @ThatDamnCat@awoo.space

@vahnj

I'd love to see, for once in this world, a raccoon emoji

Can we be the instance that makes that happen?

I realize that if I blocked the term "e3" my timeline would hardly move at all

hmmm

It's amazing that I don't need to see any of e3 with so many people reporting every moment

I now know the warmth of chili between my toes

More of a burning sensation, really

The levels of shitposting are off the charts today

Go DO something

Also: Ask not whomsq e3... e3 for thee.

404 is a good effort

I just poured ice water down my chest and discovered I can make a new sound

I want coffee and french fries

Yes, I have been up since yesterday playing video games... how can you tell?

Also, why are you blue?

My son bought The Beach Boys on vinyl and I don't know what to say to that.

I have an espresso shake and McDonalds french fries.

I'm a happy cat.

I like to list my favorite FM radio stations in Celsius 🌡

31.9 classical
38.6 rock
39.7 alternative
41.7 alt/rock mix

I wish commercials would sometimes say what I think I heard them say instead of what they did say.

"At Spectrum Business, there are no pancakes!"

"Buy Hydra!"

"there's a helpbin for you"

"The meat is so juicy, awoo!"

It's cool to be crafty and handy