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Fursona thing 

@Daylight I know the answer to 14

@thingywott I learned it when I tried to show a friend that "card spring" thing where you make the deck shoot from one hand to the other one card at a time, but I accidentally did the whole deck at once straight upward

Learning card tricks!

My current best trick is "launch deck from hand into face, with no obvious motive force"

One time I spilled some soda and a bee flew in to drink it and now I really wonder how it affected their honey

@bossposs Named her Frea because I couldn't think of anything so googled a list of deities lol

@kitsch She's already picked out a spot on the ship to sleep, but there's no carpet so it's sort of just on a cool glass floor above whirling engine machinery

@kitsch [loading screen appears]

uh oh

this hasn't happened before

Politics, vague negativity, mostly just weird 

A long time ago when I was like 12 I was talking with my dad about vague political concepts, and he repeated that apparently-common phrase that goes something like "if you're not liberal by the time you're 20 you have no heart, if you're not conservative by the time you're 30 you have no brain"

and tiny child me just looks up very sadly and goes "which would you rather have"

momentary delay, coughing too much to hold tablet pen

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Note to self for future 

Name of crazy sci-fi nanodrug that turns your cells and tissue to METAL: industrialyse

And then, I can drop my ankle weights in online games

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If I get a vr system thing im gonna get weighted limb braces to GET STRONK

[loads game]
[in the distance, PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP of paws]

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I finally got a kubrow in warframe and theyre so cute

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