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@Felthry Oh my god, I've thought a lot about this

Variable wink-intensity, very useful

@Felthry I'm so glad I signed up for this beep-flavor of the month club

Guess who got three doses of lidocaine hydrochloride right in the facial nerves

[finger pistols]

I gotta go to the dentist so I won't be able to reply, but here's the first two sections of my CYOA thing, somebody please tell me if it's an enormous illegible mess

The first few bits are supposed to be not-really-readable, but, usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/f

Okay the first two choices (and 29 passages!) of the tiny twine are done, does anyone wanna see it now or should I just be patient for once and finish it first??

Text adventure status:

Two choices made so far, paths branching exponentially

I'm switching between like three different weird writing styles and it's so weird how different I feel while using them

@bossposs For me??? Wow, thanks, I've always wanted one of these

@bossposs i'm already making a twine right now about rebuilding your body from trash but *this would be such a cool place to make anything in*

Tanks roll up. A concrete foot picks one up, turns it around, and nudges it the other way.

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I had the coolest mental image and I think it might be a bit of dream I'm half-remembering

Futuristic smart-building skyscrapers occupied and controlled by protective spirits, able to morph into beasts with window-glass wings and elevator cars hanging from their tails, when the city is threatened the buildings come to life to protect themselves

@vahnj This looks like an off-by-one keyboard error

Dumbest sci-fi idea I just had: Ultratech terraforming surface, laid down on planets to start growing things and producing an atmosphere. It's called Astroturf.

@typhlosion 2027: dogs working as NSA codebreakers

they call 'em codebarkers

@mawr (I think I was supposed to dilute it first, but it's too late now, I'm gonna have a grape-juice tiny robot army)

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