Voksa @VoxSomniator@awoo.space

@Daylight Strangely, I've earned three bitcoins this way

@Daylight I dissolve mine in lye

[coming home from first day of work] "wow im surprised I can still move all my limbs after that"

[five hours later, collapses immobile in chair] "ah yep"

It's not a very fancy job I should say, the only in-person interview question was "you haven't murdered anyone right"

Today was my first day with an Actual Job, I think I did good 😎​

@Daylight You've discovered an AI expert system

@Daylight yeen bean

The tanks are on the internet!

Port forwarding took longer than actually programming netcode...

[slowly squints as Frank Zappa song repeats "guacamole queen guacamole queen" for thirty seconds]

I'm being job interviewed and one of the questions the person asked is, "If you could describe yourself as any animal what would it be and why?"

I've been preparing for this all my life

@netkitty Oh no, what's the VIM command for "pat"

I'm still snickering about this because that was actually a typo but it looks like a packet sequencing joke

[squinting at netcode] what fuck the

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social 🚀​nyoom

@mawr @Rosemary The core post says something like "people say there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, then explain eat the rich"

@Daylight Definitely getting it because I have a two hour car ride tomorrow lol

@MJBlacke@mastodon.art A pure dragon

Mood: Ungood

I've been watching a lot of super mario odyssey videos and also Agents of SHIELD on netflix, so the two got mixed up and I had a dream about contracting some terrible alien disease while fighting bowser