Wrothmonk @Wrothmonk@awoo.space

@typhlosion "I'm doing this for myself. Therefore it is not completely pointless" Keep saying that to yourself until you believe it.

@Felthry Happy Felþryday!

@typhlosion @Felthry And now I can't remember what I was actually going to say...

@Felthry @typhlosion
Something went weird when making a response and it sent before I could actually type anything.

@Felthry @typhlosion

@Felthry That worked. Great job by the way. I haven't looked up the original yet, but this is awesome just by itself!

@Felthry Dropbox is throwing up a 404 for that link.

@Felthry Found some! Although the legibility varies considerably.

https://www.autostraddle.com/30-cat-fonts-because-those-exist-246276/

@Felthry I have never thought that I'd describe a font as adorable, but this one certainly deserves it!

...

I'm now wondering if there's a font that has cats for the glyphs.

@Felthry I find that all that anxiety is worth it for the few times you really hit it off with somebody.

I'm not going to claim I know precisely how much anxiety it causes for you, but it might help to think of it that way.

Since I discovered Spotify I've started muting music on most of the games that I play and turning it on instead.

I've also discovered that there is a very real possibility for Spotify to play songs from the soundtrack of the game I'm currently playing.

@Felthry @Elizafox
I should set up something like that myself. I'm big on creating good ambience when working on stuff and that sounds perfect.

@Felthry @typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space That'd be very nice, it'd make big events like concerts and conventions a lot more tolerable for me!

@typhlosion Wrothmonk#8364 I will happily talk about most subjects. As long as I'm listed as online & not playing any game, I'm most likely not occupied with anything else.

#WeirdPhysicsProduct
From the creators of Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™, comes new Schrödinger Every-Flavor Beans! These jelly beans exist as having every flavor in existence until consumption! You’ll never know what flavor you’ll taste next!
(Schrödinger Inc. is not responsible for any harm caused by toxic, overly acidic, or intensely unpleasant flavors that can result from the purely random selection of flavor additives.) [Schrödinger Inc. has no affiliation with Bertie Bott’s and Co.]

Quantum Products then decided to refuse the coin flip determination as a PR stunt because it was too appropriate for them to have super-positioned holdings.

#WeirdPhysicsProduct
This may be subject to change, but my current running idea for why Quantum Products is a 'possible' parent company for Schrödinger Inc. is due to somebody having the bright idea of using a quantum computer for stock exchanging. The result was several 'quantum glitches' where stocks were both purchased and not purchased. Quantum computing was then promptly banned for automated stock trading, and the super-positioned stock owners were determined by a coin flip for each case.

#WeirdPhysicsProduct
Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ is to only to be consumed by feline house pets not including Schrödinger brand feline house pets. Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ has no dietary value for Schrödinger brand feline house pets and can result in instability in the natural superposition of the aforementioned brand of house pets

Here is the first #WeirdPhysicsProduct
Is your cat overweight? Have you tried dietary cat foods with no results? Then try Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™! The only cat food that exists in a quantum superposition between normal cat food and a calorie-free substitute!

(Shödinger Inc. and its possible parent company Quantum Products are not responsible for any harm resulting from overconsumption of Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ causing a feline to enter a superposition state of overfed and starving.)

So in a random event of inspiration via word association I've come up with a few fictional products that stretch and/or break the laws of physics. I've decided to use #WeirdPhysicsProduct as a tag for these and related posts.

Please note that any differences in laws/practices/etc between the companies that make these products and real companies is purely due to them existing in a fictional universe where things just work that way and not due to my limited knowledge of the industrial world.