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@Felthry I don't think I've shared Cryptid-Creations with you yet and I realized I absolutely should have by now. They do daily paintings of absurdly cute critters. It used to be all puns or wordplay for the subject, but they started branching out a bit recently.
Link to their DA: cryptid-creations.deviantart.c

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@typhlosion "I'm doing this for myself. Therefore it is not completely pointless" Keep saying that to yourself until you believe it.

@typhlosion @Felthry And now I can't remember what I was actually going to say...

@Felthry @typhlosion
Something went weird when making a response and it sent before I could actually type anything.

@Felthry That worked. Great job by the way. I haven't looked up the original yet, but this is awesome just by itself!

@Felthry I have never thought that I'd describe a font as adorable, but this one certainly deserves it!

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I'm now wondering if there's a font that has cats for the glyphs.

@Felthry I find that all that anxiety is worth it for the few times you really hit it off with somebody.

I'm not going to claim I know precisely how much anxiety it causes for you, but it might help to think of it that way.

Since I discovered Spotify I've started muting music on most of the games that I play and turning it on instead.

I've also discovered that there is a very real possibility for Spotify to play songs from the soundtrack of the game I'm currently playing.

@Felthry @Elizafox
I should set up something like that myself. I'm big on creating good ambience when working on stuff and that sounds perfect.

@Felthry @typhlosion @Terrana@tootplanet.space That'd be very nice, it'd make big events like concerts and conventions a lot more tolerable for me!

@typhlosion Wrothmonk#8364 I will happily talk about most subjects. As long as I'm listed as online & not playing any game, I'm most likely not occupied with anything else.


From the creators of Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™, comes new Schrödinger Every-Flavor Beans! These jelly beans exist as having every flavor in existence until consumption! You’ll never know what flavor you’ll taste next!
(Schrödinger Inc. is not responsible for any harm caused by toxic, overly acidic, or intensely unpleasant flavors that can result from the purely random selection of flavor additives.) [Schrödinger Inc. has no affiliation with Bertie Bott’s and Co.]

Quantum Products then decided to refuse the coin flip determination as a PR stunt because it was too appropriate for them to have super-positioned holdings.

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This may be subject to change, but my current running idea for why Quantum Products is a 'possible' parent company for Schrödinger Inc. is due to somebody having the bright idea of using a quantum computer for stock exchanging. The result was several 'quantum glitches' where stocks were both purchased and not purchased. Quantum computing was then promptly banned for automated stock trading, and the super-positioned stock owners were determined by a coin flip for each case.


Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ is to only to be consumed by feline house pets not including Schrödinger brand feline house pets. Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ has no dietary value for Schrödinger brand feline house pets and can result in instability in the natural superposition of the aforementioned brand of house pets

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Is your cat overweight? Have you tried dietary cat foods with no results? Then try Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™! The only cat food that exists in a quantum superposition between normal cat food and a calorie-free substitute!

(Shödinger Inc. and its possible parent company Quantum Products are not responsible for any harm resulting from overconsumption of Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ causing a feline to enter a superposition state of overfed and starving.)

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