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Ubuntu "Heinous Heisenbug"

Changelog:
* Introduced kernel panic when an ethernet packet CRC32 calculates to 0xDEADBEEF.
* free() does nothing when three D20s are rolled and all three rolls equal to 1.
* There is a 1% chance for the system to hang when rebooting.

This is the current LTS release.

I think the apartment where I used to live used a shared gas bill split across the entire building, since we were not living in the apartment for two months and the heat was off... the bill remained the same. No pilots needed to be maintained since it used an electric starter.

The sun shines into the windows not even directly on me and my eyes are burning from the light. Luckily I have prescription sunglasses for whenever I need to go outside when it is not cloudy or night time! Otherwise without them I might be walking around completely blinded by daylight. I do get looks though because I have big lens sunglasses to block all the light.

Need to get some kind of Stereo to Bluetooth for my hearing aids to listen directly.

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Got this and it plays Descent music, best DOS game that starts with D.

Whenever I am passing the threshold of being awake and being asleep, I just hear a cacophony of musical instruments and voices. Violins, pianos, and voices.

Employee Stock Purchase Plan (ESPP)? More like Purchase Stock Stock Plan Stock Purchase Stock Plan Purchase Stock Stock Plan Purchase Stock Stock Plan Stock (PSSPSPSPPSSPPSSP)!

It is raining outside, is it appropriate to listen to rainy day soundtracks?

Wordle 301 5/6* 

Curse you wordle!! I was actually intentionally going for the staircase but oh well, that would have been too fun. Wordle 301 5/6*

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Okies work over and it is the squeakend, so mask off! Sqk sqk sqk sqk sqk sqk sqk sqk sqk sqk!

I wish there was like a spoon shaped cookie that would give you more spoons, definitely need something this afternoon.

re: guide on how to be gay 

@behold3r *Gently and happily squeaks and continues to rodent about!*

re: guide on how to be gay 

@behold3r Oh! *rodents about* Am I doing this correctly?

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