"Don't you want to heat that?" the alien asked.
"No, ice cream is meant to be cold."
"Do you humans not have cold receptors to warn you?"
"Yeah, but it depends on context."
"Wait, you humans rewire your warning signals to pleasure depending on context?"
"It's a lovely ice cream."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

**Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺** @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space · Jul 12, 2019, 11:20

**Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺** @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space · Jul 12, 2019, 11:20

Jul 12, 2019, 11:20

Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺 @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space

Good morning everyone! I hope you have an amazing and wonderful day today! I love you much! 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🌈

**Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺** @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space · Jul 11, 2019, 12:21

**Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺** @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space · Jul 11, 2019, 12:21

Jul 11, 2019, 12:21

Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺 @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space

Remember that scooters increase mobility for people who are unable to drive or take buses (buses have limited routes). Please do not blanket ban scooters because of Uber/Lyft because it hurts us! Sure the companies are bad, but do not sweep us under the rug to spite them!

**Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺** @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space · Jul 11, 2019, 10:44

**Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺** @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space · Jul 11, 2019, 10:44

Jul 11, 2019, 10:44

Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺 @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space

Good morning everyone! I hope your day is wonderful and sweet! Love you much and remember that you are beautiful! 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🌈

**Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺** @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space · Jul 10, 2019, 15:41

**Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺** @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space · Jul 10, 2019, 15:41

Jul 10, 2019, 15:41

Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺 @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space

#SquirrelJME: For the new job I will be taking a few weeks break on SquirrelJME so I can figure out how things will go down. Needs to have an actual feel for my available time on the side and I need to ensure I do not burn myself out at all.

**Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺** @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space · Jul 10, 2019, 10:05

**Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺** @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space · Jul 10, 2019, 10:05

Jul 10, 2019, 10:05

Xer Shadow Tail ☄️🌺 @XerTheSquirrel@awoo.space

Good morning everyone! Have a beautiful and wonderful day today! Love you all and remember that you are amazing! 🧡🧡🧡🐿️🌺🏳️‍🌈

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