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That feeling when you find something you did in a book but there was no credit given to you at all.

Would a TCP handshake between three cuties go like CUTIE CUTIE-BLUSH BLUSH?

What if I set my alarm to the Ballad of the Wind Fish, since like when it goes off a dream world is being vaporized.

You know my audiologist said that my ears, apart from my right one which has a rippled eardrum, are fully functional and work fine. Issues suspected to be neurological. Now considering my known brain issues, I wonder that if they get fixed my hearing will be normal?

Backyard is basically woods and the entire ground of it is covered in ivy. Definitely with how widespread it is, going to have to get professionals to clean it all up.

Next week I get surgery and it is like, quite the countdown of anticipation!

If I forget to turn on captions when calls are incoming, phone does it for me!

Headache (-) 

For the past bit I have splitting headache, my head hurts.

You know if you have fresh baked bread you can put it in a sealed plastic bag and the fridge and it will be fresher longer.

USPS is doing another free COVID test kits thing, with 8 tests this time!

My wife just said she is an artist and it took her a moment to realize what she just said. Gosh am proud of her!

I want like potato chip brand, but all of the chips are smart card shaped.

Yay couch gets delivered next week, which means I can recover from surgery on it and also we can relax on the couch and watch TV and otherwise.

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