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If you liked Link's Awakening DX, get ready for Link's Awakening RX! After waking up from his adventure adrift at sea, Link decides to open up a pharmacy. In this epic quest to obtain the Triforce, experience the thrill of putting medications in bottles and taking customers.

Why do broomsticks for witches never have seats? It is like riding on a bike without a seat, it gets really sore. But then again... do witches get sore butts riding on their broomsticks?

Good morning everyone! I hope your weekend is going okies! 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🏳‍🌈🤟🏻

Good morning! I hope everyone has a good day today! Enjoy the squeakend! 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🏳‍🌈🤟🏻

My Switch just says "Not enough video space" but I have plenty of free space left.

The movie theater caption devices are cool and it is great to have that accessibility option! I do not have to dread going to the theaters because it would be like: Who is saying what?? Or what did they just say? Or can you repeat what they said to me?

Well, my retirement investments are now balanced although the shares are incorrect by a bit because of 75%/25% vested/unvested. Maybe next year when it vests fully I can just have the right numbers in place.

Whoops I accidentally put my phone into flashing mode resting my head on it.

Everyone who has ever done geometry and/or trigonometry is a sinner, please let us cosign this document together before I start a tangent.

I checked Turnip Prices on Animal Crossing and it is 626 this morning lol... whew!

Have been having a hard time using Telegram today, so laggy today. Although looks to be doing better now.

I guess the port-mortem for Facebook will be an interesting read.

Had this dream that Nintendo made a Zelda where you rolled around as a Goron but it was more like Crash Bandicoot and 3D Sonic...

It got me wondering but Gorons are basically like Sonic Hedgehogs.

Good morning! Have a sweet and wonderful day today! 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

It is spooky month, so random fact about Xer is that they are actually a demon and have horns... although they are small and soft and hidden by their headfloof... But if you sat on or pet their head you would definitely feel them.

Good morning! Do have a safe day today! 🧡🧡🧡🐿🌺🏳‍🌈🤟🏻

You know... if a 401k does not have capital gains tax on them then it does not matter what the cost basis of specific share lots are because share lots are really only important when they are taxed. Been thinking a few days on how I want to track things and I think I am okay.

Diablo 2 Thoughts (~) 

I am starting to get exceptional (nightmare) items in Diablo 2 and I am imagining this scenario:

Charsi (Normal): Oh yeah we make these gloves from cows.

Charsi (Nightmare): Oh yeah we make these gloves from the weak demons we slay, we need you to get the more powerful ones.

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