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EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS OF APPLES?! BE AWAKENED TO THEIR JOYOUS CRUNCH!

credit to @RadPanda and the Animals Talking in All Caps tumblr for the joke

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Robin Hood

Our IT guy called our server “as secure as a gas station coffee lid” and now I’m terrified

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Pavel A. Samsonov
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Leaf

Here's a great article on Robin Hood and furries by Josh Spiegel. Includes comments by @tofte, and @Katav, and me.

polygon.com/century-of-disney/

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LOL I haven't gotten one of those "We are Microsoft and your comptuer needs to be updated" phone call scams in a while. This time they wanted me to log onto 150 . co . il and some other nonsense.

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Kay Ohtie 🎈🌵🐺

Genuinely looking for recommendations from folks for a good, long-lasting pillow for stomach-sleepers and front+side or back+side sleepers. I rarely am able to sleep laying flat back, and want either a better pillow for it, or a good one for my sleep style. And at this point, my budget's easily $50-80 USD. #AskFedi

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Siph

Need mutual aid to buy food for the rest of the month, urgent, please boost 

#mutualaid @mutualaid

Hey there, sorry I’m asking for help so soon again, my bills and loans and rent money are sorted out but now my boyfriend and I are running low on food and I’m out of money for groceries.

I’m hoping around 100/150€ would help us eating comfortably for the rest of the month until I get paid, and I need 40€ more or less imediately to go for a grocery run tonight.

Any amount helps, but if you can’t give any, a boost also helps a lot.

paypal.me/SiphonayAV

Thanks in advance :heart_nb:

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damianfoxx

Boop

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kit the catman

We just passed a cattle semi with the license plate MOOTAXI

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I want to spend a year trying to understand this. Is Support Our Troops still a shibboleth for conservatives. Why in 2023 make THAT your choice. Why choose that and this color scheme? Is the food fine? Its Burritos in this city you have a very good chance. Monroes is my favorite place to get salsa after all... but obviously I wont buy from Stripes because of this choice.

Whats really annoying is that this is a FABULOUS location they can easily make bank at too

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Chuck Draug of Murnoe

Eye contact 

"The Pretty Saviors"

Back in 2009, a group of young ladies started their own magical girls team. Going by the Pretty Saviors, they fought the supernatural threats in Costabella...

... Until 2015, when their leader, Pretty M, got involved in a shrinking incident.

#chuckdraugart #MastoArt

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I swear my cousin's new daughter Olivia exudes "Annoyed and taking no guff" energy. She will be speaking to the manager about this life nonsense.

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Allof this I am certain I could fix with the right understanding of the settings interface but I just can't be bothered.

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Honestly my number one gripe is it tells people when I am playing a game or listening to music and also that it just starts up automatically when I start my computer.

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I get that other people enjoy Discord but I honestly don't. I don't like the interface but at the same time I don't want to spend time learning how to change the interface? I'm on there for like 3 people and running TTRPGs.

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.... WONDER WHATS GOING ON WITH MY VARIOUS DISCORD SERVERS RIGHT THIS MOMENT.

joke from Animals Talking in All Caps image from @RadPanda

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CAN'T TALK! THE NEW BURRITO PLACE JUST ADDED EXTRA CHICKEN AND GUACAMOLE! THE FOOLS!

image from @hourlywolves joke from Animals Talking in All Caps

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Jakebe T. Drake-Lope

I've made a handshake deal to quit Twitter, so now I really should be more active here!

The only problem is that my chosen instance () is HIGHLY restrictive and will only confederate (is that the right word?) with other instances they've white-listed. I admire the idea, but this makes it harder for my friends to find me, and for me to follow my friends.

Does anyone have another instance they'd recommend, or a workaround they've thought of? :)

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Twitter link to amusing fan edit 

Okay I laughed when someone sent me this link

twitter.com/Saberspark/status/

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Politics: Russia, link to a substack 

I found this an interesting read. Biases are obvious but the thing is its also pretty accurate about the weird oligarchy sexual politics of russia and how it sells itself to a certain type of person as a traditionalist nation

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