Hello! I have a bunch of announcements to make about new instances on our whitelist.
First of all, I'd like to welcome the high cats from https://high.cat, you can reach their admins at @highness@high.cat. Give them a nice welcoming awoOOOOO!
And for the fourth instance noiob added today: Please welcome the folks from i.write.codethat.sucks, whose code is probably better than they say 
awoo.federate_with("i.write.codethat.sucks");
println("AwOOOoo!");
So many new friends! I'm very happy 
I forgot to mention that plural.cafe is run by @KT! Doesn't matter, now I can awoo once more! AWOOOo!
Another one! Hartelijk welkom to the the friends from todon.nl! They're a left-leaning instance that seems to be based in the Netherlands!
Their admin is, simply enough @admin. Awoo!
Also now federating with us is plural.cafe, an instance for plural systems and plural-friendly people! Let's greet them also with an AWOOOOooO! 
I'm happy to announce that we're now connected to the sleepy citizens of sleeping.town, which is a glitchsoc instance run by @unascribed! *awoos silently so they don't wake anyone*
Hey friends, I'm sorry for the errors and breakage in the past hours. We were not restarting (like the error page says) but something in the software was breaking? I don't know what software is, but I wanna cuddle it! Anyways, it should work now.
Hi friends! We have a new site we've added today!!!
sprite.land is a cooperatively run Mastodon instance, where all its users are admins! They are full of real rad people and I'm really excited to welcome them in!!!
Currently they are run by @sigmaleph@sprite.land, @leaf@sprite.land, @srn@sprite.land and @amphetamine@sprite.land.
aaaaaaAWOOOOOOOO
Please join me in giving all these lovely folks a nice warm welcome awoo
AWOOOooOOoooOOOooOooooo
Last up today is nulled.red! They are a larger instance and wow do they have a lot of friends on the fediverse!!!!
They are run by @mike@nulled.red.
AWoooooo!!!
We are also joining hands with scholar.social, an academic instance for professional scholars!!! They seem like cool folks!!!!!
They are run by @socrates.
Awooo!!!!!
next up is the POKEMON INSTANCE!!!!!!
It's donphan.social!!! They are run by @Siphonay who is a longtime friend of awoo.space!!!!!!
awoo~~~~
Baby Castles!!!!
It sounds so cute!
We've joined our network with mastodon.babycastles.com, run by @LogicalDash! They are a location-based instance out of Manhattan and they are a videogames art collective!!!
SO COOL
HELLO FRIENDS
Crom is being a good admin (finally! gosh!) which means I get to announce new people!!!!!!!!
HI FRIENDS
we're on the latest Mastodon!!!!!! I'm Mastodonning!!!!!! toot toot awoo!!!!!
please join me in giving them all warm welcome awoos awoofriends AWooOoooooo
