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One of my first acts as a developer on the UK government's web team is to abolish Internet Explorer from the UK government's web presence.
Public proposal is here: https://github.com/alphagov/govuk-frontend/discussions/2607
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Helo do you have bones?
Also I noticed that a bunch of my usernames, stretching back to the early 2000s, have referenced robots or machinery. How on earth did I only _just_ make a robot my fursona?!
Years and years ago I had a logo in the form of a bat head silhouette with a gear in it.
It didn't get used much and generally got displaced by other symbols later on, especially when I rebranded my personal site to "Grey's Adventures" and changed it to a rocket ship.
Anyway, I brought it back.
Done some personal website updates for ~reasons~. RSS feed works now, and there's a page with links to places on it: https://berly.kim/contact
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To all new folks comin' here:
You'll get more out of Mastodon by using unofficial mobile apps such as Tusky (Android) and Metatext (iOS) than through the official app.
You get a two more timelines to view: a Local timeline, and a Federated timeline.
The Local timeline consists of all public posts made by other people on the same instance/server you're on, while the Federated timeline consists of public posts including people outside of your instance.
You can the unofficial apps here: https://joinmastodon.org/apps
@sc The Twitter board agreed a price with Elon Musk for him to purchase Twitter.
They haven't made a deal for him to do so, but agreeing on a price kinda stinks of "we wanna do it tho"
I did a bio update but I don't think I ever actually tooted— I work for the government now.
Pros: Good pay, good benefits, actually really great people who are good at their jobs.
Cons: Lots of paperwork, not allowed to continually rant about politics anymore.
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So @scanlime@twitter.com reverse engineered the horrible TikTok voice and well
♫ Crawliiing in my Kiiiiiiiiiiim
♫ These Greys they will not heeeeeaaaall
Earlier today I said "I command no mandate over the exploits of the heart" in a conversation and I would be remiss to not mention that must be one of the most Shakespeare-level eloquent-as-fuck things I've ever said.
L'il bio update. Also I wrote a (normie-oriented) explanation for why there's a robot bat on the internet. https://berly.kim/blog/2022-04-10-a-robot-bat-on-the-internet/
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bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!! bats!!
Ladies and gentlemen.
- Old fashioned.
- Overly formal.
- Not inclusive of other genders.
Jadies (jean ladies) and jentlemen (jean gentlemen).
- Same, but jeans.
Lost my voice so I pipe the macOS `say` command to my audio input and TTS all my phone calls.
@fribbledom Well, it was originally gonna be a lean towards decentralised websites that could communicate with one another through common specifications and strict semantics but cryptobros have appropriated it to mean whatever the hell they want apparently.
@dogo I love them
@ripp_ Can’t tell if typo or clever wordplay
NFC#844
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