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I meant toot but it was already mid-loading bar when I remembered.

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This tweet brought to you by deep cleaning my flat for the first time in like 2.5 years.

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My fursona is neat as heck and I love her but I don't know what to do with her like 90% of the time aaaa

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(To everyone saying "this is just an enterprise policy": Look at the conversations in the bugs.

Somebody said, to the Chromium team, schools are using Google Forms for testing, and the kids can see the right answers in the forms, so to address that, we want to prevent students from reading source code.

And without an ounce of pushback, without so much as a nod in the direction that this might not be the right solution to this problem, the Chromium team said yes.)

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PSA: @may is very good and I love it very much. ⠸[💚️▲💚️]⠇

Ahh, the delicious irony of an unsolicited marketing email about "how to avoid email marketing failures" ending up being blocked by the security firewall.

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People complain about things like Music features or whatever but honestly the most frustrating inconsistency in the entire Apple ecosystem is that it’s “Settings” on iOS and “Preferences” on Mac.

Fucking gets me every time.

I wonder if you can fast(er) charge the new Macbooks by plugging in both a MagSafe and a USB-C power adaptor 🤔

I got a iPod Video and filled it with horse music.

Messy day, long post, vomit 

Laptop power adapter stopped working middle of work yesterday.

Today, walk to nearby Apple Store. Not in stock. Delivery won't get it here on time for work on Monday. Nearest one available is at out of town mall over an hour's bus ride away, but they're also low on stock.

It's raining heavily. Bus is half an hour late.

Not been on a bus for so long that I forgot I get hella motion sick on buses. Close my eyes. Suffer through it.

Bus stops about halfway. Driver has done the maximum length of their shift, have to change bus.

Survive for another ten minutes or so on the second bus before I have to get off. Throw up pretty much immediately. End up walking the rest of the way to the mall.

At the second Apple Store. It's busy as hell. Make my way to the section they keep power adapters. One I need isn't there. Teenage girl standing next to me with her family looking for the exact same thing.

Eventually get a staff member to look for it. He isn't sure how many they have. He goes to the store room to look.

He comes back holding one box.

Goddamn funny guy had second one hidden behind his back, the last two left in stock. Buy it, finally, about 3.5 hours after leaving home.

Don't particularly want to get on a bus again, so decide to walk to the nearest railway station instead.

Out of town malls are not pedestrian friendly. Apple and Google Maps both keep giving weird, nonsensical walking directions. Mall is also built next to a former airstrip runway, have to walk all the way around the airstrip perimeter to get anywhere.

Eventually get to the train station. It's rammed full of rowdy people and 80+ police officers. A football match has just ended. Have to wait for another train, and then another bus (which was also crowded, though managed to not throw up this time).

Generally was uneventful after that point. Some unfortunate soul managed to miss the second bus three whole times. Oof.

NFTs are meaningless, exploitative and terrible for the planet and I’ll never buy into them, but goddamn would I like being given $20,000 for doing basically nothing.

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synth who's got a loose neck connection so sometimes you just hear the microsoft USB disconnect noise from another room and they shout FUCK and crumple to the floor

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